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EXTREMELY SOON TO PUBLISH BOOK — The Shanty Piper!!!

The Shanty Piper Short Haul Sea Shanties Chanties Shipboard Work Songs Maritime Music Highland Bagpipes arrangement notationAs a rule, I keep my creative ideas close to my waistcoat (or in American terms “vest”).  Why?  Well . . . because they’re mine . . . and I of course want to keep other people from making them real before I do.  This includes my EXTREMELY SOON TO FINALLY PUBLISH NEXT BOOK . . . The Shanty Piper!!!

Please understand something — THIS MAY BE THE FIRST BOOK OF ITS KIND!  So far as I’m aware, past or present, there has never been a book of sea shanty music arranged for Scottish bagpipes.  I believe mine will be the first! The Shanty Piper

So why am I sharing this now?  Because a pre-order listing is already posted on The Pipe’s Hut website.  Because my book is finally mere days away from publishing.  Could someone else grab this idea and quickly throw a same-concept book together, and claim theirs as first?  SURE!  But — I don’t think they’re going to, they’d have to do a chunk of work even to create the most basic publication, and mine should be publishing so soon I don’t think they’ll beat me.  Besides, most Scottish bagpipers wouldn’t dare do something this creative or out of line with the underlying proclamation of the purist pipers.  That said — if all goes smoothly — I’m forecasting hitting the big ol’ PUBLISH button around the middle to late this week.  Yeah, The Shanty Piper is that close!

The Piper's Hut

So what’s all this Shanty Piper
“finally publish” stuff?!?

About four years ago I attended my first sea shanty concert — I’d never heard this music or seen it performed before.  I was aware of songs like What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor, Blow The Man Down, Donkey Riding, South Australia, and We’ll Rant And We’ll Roar . . . but I didn’t really know what they where or where they came from.  During the concert, I started to wonder — “Could these tunes fit on Scottish bagpipes???” The Shanty Piper

The Patriotic Piper, Vol. 01 EBOOK COVERDuring the following days, I explored this idea.  I researched shanties, looked up lyrics, made the personal discovery of related YouTube videos, and found notation online to experiment with transposing and arranging for my instrument.  This soon developed into the idea of making a sea shanty book — which only whetted my appetite further.  But this was also a distraction — I was involved in finishing The Patriotic Piper Vol. 01 — so what would ultimately become The Shanty Piper had to be put on hold.

About two years ago — with his confidence to keep it confidential — I shared my sea shanty sheet music book idea with Jon Maffett, owner of The Piper’s Hut online bagpipe supply shop.  After this, I resumed working on my shanty book — but due to my focus on another book project, my maritime music endeavour had to be relegated to being a backburner activity. The Shanty Piper

Speaking again with Jon about a year and a half ago, he asked ‘when that folk work-song music book’ was going to be ready.  This caught me off guard — I was surprised that he remembered my idea, and I was frankly flattered!  This got me back to work, and I started to call it The Shanty Piper.  There was the book I had envisioned and started writing, and yet it was clear to me that if I was going to get this idea out — and be the first — I’d need to produce a streamlined version of the concept.

sing sea shanty singinng

The Shanty Piper was starting to take form during the middle of 2024.  My aim was to publish during September.  That was my plan, and then there’s reality.  The project and my personal life were substantially visited by Mr. Murphy of Murphy’s Law Unlimited.  This sort of thing is frustrating for any of us and any aspiration — I did my best to roll with the figurative punches.  This was especially frustrating however because . . .

  1. This was designed to be a slimmed-down streamlined version of the project.  So it should have been easy to complete, and not such a big deal in the face of Murphy’s Law, right?  WRONG!
  2. As said, to my knowledge there is no other book past or present like this one on the market.  It’s not often that anyone gets the chance to be the first with something like this.  Every disruption and obstacle means that many more days someone else has to beat me to the goal.

What’s the September thing about?
And where’s this project now?

Keep calm and shanty onIn the book business, Christmas begins September 1st — and a lot of authors target their book releases in time for Xmas sales.  I’ve been excited to get this on the market — I want folks to see it!  I’m proud of the work, and I’m proud of every part of the book that other’s have contributed to.  The cover looks outstanding, as you can see above.  Uncommon for a bagpipe sheet music book, there’s tune history, theme relevant artwork inside, and song lyrics.  Those things alone are unusual for Scottish bagpipe sheet music books, and my subject matter steps outside of the mainstream — but I gotta be me, and I had to produce this book!

So . . .  TA-DAH — THERE YOU GO, WORLD — There’s the big reveal!

A Few Things To Be Clear About . . .

  • I am not claiming to be the first at putting sea shanties on Scottish or any other kind of bagpipes — only that, as far as I know, no one else has published a book with a collection of sea shanties &/or maritime related arrangements for Scottish bagpipes.
  • Historically, instruments were not utilized when shanties were being sung aboard ships.  There simple wasn’t time or or manpower to spare.  The inclusion of instruments with modern sea shanty singing and performing groups
    (*often guitars, banjos, accordions, et cetera)
  • I started this project because I thought the music would fit on my instrument.  Along the way, I learned that among the men who left home to work on these ships, a portion of them were from the British Isles.  There are elements of sea shanty lyrics and the melodies behind the songs that clearly stem from Scot/Irish music, along with tunes and even songs that were reused within shanties.

Anna And The Apocalypse (2017)

Imagine it . . .  You’re an angsty high school student in a small town, heading toward your imminent graduation and thinking about your future.  You’re hassled by your principal and being hounded by your ex, while your best friend won’t just come out and tell you that they’re in love with you.  What’s worse, it’s the night of the school Christmas pageant when the zombie apocalypse begins.  Maybe this isn’t you, but it is Anna And The Apocalypse (2017) — so break out  the melee weapons!

Anna And The Apocalypse is a huge ball of fun for the right viewer.  It’s a musical with dance numbers, set in high school during Christmas right at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.  Frankly, I was playing it and barely watching when, about 20 minutes into the film, a zombie was killed in a hilarious and absolutely new and inventive way as far as zombie films go.  The music is also quite good and the song settings is perfect.  Oh, and did I forget to mention that the story is set in Scotland?!?

Anna And The Apocalypse just may be my new favourite Christmas movie.  My rating is Green Ooze, and Anna And The Apocalypse can be found on my list of BagpiperDon’s Favourite Zombie Movies!

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Saint (2010)

Okay — first — a few quick house-keeping things…

  • This not a zombie film, but it is relative to some of my zombie-film review — hence its being here.
  • It is a Dutch film and it has a couple of different names — Saint, Sint, and Saint Nick.  For the purposes of this post, it will be referred to as Saint.
  • If you watch this film and you say to yourself “Hey, these Christmas traditions are totally messed up!” — well, Xmas practices and winter traditions differ around the world.

When it comes to the winter holidays in the Netherlands, for many of the children the most important dates are in early December.  While St. Nicholas’ Day is on the 6th December, the major celebrations are held on the 5th December, which is St. Nicholas’ Eve — when the jolly old soul arrives and brings them their presents!

Apparently you leave these treats in your shoes — no joke.

On St. Nicholas’ Eve Dutch children leave treats out for Sinterklaas.  They also spoil Father Christmas’s horse (not reindeer) with water, hay, and carrots. In exchange, they get marzipan, chocolate coins, and hot cocoa.

The Saint takes a different twist on the popular traditions in the city of Amsterdam, portraying  St. Nicholas and his Black Pete helpers as ghosts who murder large numbers of people when his annual celebration night coincides with a full moon.

And now…
The Reason Why I Have Included This Film
In My Zombie Movie Reviews

This film is a hell of a lot better than A Christmas Horror Story (2015) or the mass liberty-taking Krampus (also 2015).  It has its scary bits along with being fun and funny.  It also plays accurately to Xmas traditions instead of taking total license and doing whatever they want.  This is cleverly done whereas IMO the other two are hack works.  If you want to pepper your holidays with a Christmas horror film, watch Saint.

Sint on IMDB and Wikipedia

Christmas in The Netherlands / Holland — Christmas Around the World

Zwarte Piet AKA Black Pete or Black Peter

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

Christmas is drawing near and things are melting down in the town of Bailey Downs … and at best, I rate A Christmas Horror Story as Yellow Puss.

A Christmas Horror Story clearly resides among its own as a B-film.  It attempts to interweave four horror stories, each of which to varying degrees have little if anything to do with Christmas myth.

If you pay closer attention to this pot-boiler than I did, allegedly the framework of these stories are tied together by a character named DJ Dangerous Dan — a lonely late-night radio personality, waxing on about how he loves Xmas while hitting the eggnog while getting understandably abandoned by the radio station staff.

Hi Bill!

DJ Dan is played by none other than James T. Kirk — clearly a retirement job following his service as Captain aboard the infamous Starship Enterprise … who is probably the only actor you will recognize.

First Story – Three teens break into their school to investigate two murders that occurred the previous year. They mysteriously get locked in the basement  and then — SURPRISE — the horror begins!  This story has nothing to do with Christmas.

Second Story – A husband, wife, and their son go into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.  The son wanders off and gets switched for a changeling who mimics him and then — SURPRISE — the horror begins!  Aside from the Pagany changeling and Christmas tree, this story too has nothing to do with Christmas.  In other words, these first two stories are just FILLER to justify bringing William Shatner into the film and to bolster the other two stories into a 107 minute B-movie made in Canada.

Third Story – A yuppie family of four visit their elderly aunt and behave poorly.  This attracts the attention of Krampus and while on their way home they are picked off one at a time.  This is the first portion of the story where the filmmakers take liberties with Krampus mythos …. but then HolloWood has given us far worse.   As a result this story has a little to do with Christmas.

Fourth Story – A fittingly Nordic-looking Santa Claus is at his workshop preparing for a busy Christmas when he discovers that his elves and Mrs. Claus have turned into zombies.  He manages to kill them all and then for an unapparent reason Santa is then forced to fight Krampus.  This is where the filmmakers quite unfortunately took the most gross liberties with the Krampus character (AKA Black Peter).  Krampus gets turned into a villain — white hats, black hats … everyone needs a villain — the problem though is that in Krampus mythos he is only a threat to bad kids/people.  In fact, Krampus and St. Nick have always worked together — on Krampusnacht (Krampus night) around December 5th he arrived to punish children who have misbehaved while of course Saint Nicholas would reward well-behaved children with gifts.  In other words, when Krampus became suppressed his tasks were given to Santa who would ‘make his list of who’s naughty and nice’.

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Joyeux Noël AKA Merry Christmas (2005)

I’ve wanted to watch the 2005 film “Joyeux Noël” (AKA Merry Christmas) for years — finally got to and I’m very glad I did!  One could easily say that every piper, every musician, and every person ought to.

We all know the setting…

The Great War, which of course later came to be known as World War I and lasted from 28July1914 to 11November1918.  It is viewed as being the first modern war and the most destructive.

Scottish soldiers in a WWI trench
Emerging from the trenches with Silent Night in the film.

During the first year of the war there were a number of informal and unauthorized “Christmas truces“, where men on both sides of the Western Front line stopped fighting to celebrate the holiday … and in some cases met in the middle to celebrate together.  Joyeux Noël is a dramatization of a group of French, Scottish, and German soldiers.  Having heard Silent Night on bagpipes from trench and the singing of the classic song by a German vocalist in another trench, they rose and met on No Man’s Land in one of these truces.

Maybe I think too much, this gets listed as an anti-war film.  I’m not always sure what makes a song or a film (etc) an anti-war piece — or to say, some are more obvious and direct than others.  What I am clear on is that Joyeux Noël shows that we as different cultures can set aside our differences, meet together peacefully, and share what we have in common.  To me some of the significance of this film has to do with universal languages — among those I believe are math and music.  As musicians we bring people together — in good times, in bad times, and bridging our different languages.  The lyrics may sound different but the music is the same.

Here are my side-notes on this film — in other words, these are the not important things I observed …

To me this film looked great — the costumes were good, there were four languages in this film (so long as you count the priest delivering a sermon in Latin), the acting was good, and so far as I could tell everything was period correct.  According to Wikipedia, Joyeux Noël had a budget of $22 million and brought in only $17,709,155 at the box office.  This happens — a well made film with a beautiful message … clearly it did not go unnoticed, and from when I’ve talked about wanting to see it the film apparently resonates in the collective conscious … but I’m saddened that this didn’t get as much notice in the theater that it profited let alone broke even.

As a musician I of course enjoy seeing when singers and instrumentalists are given focus in a film or in a TV show — especially when pipes are featured in a film.  I’m also accustom to these not actually featuring singers or musicians. In the case of this film the actors-not-singing is glaringly obvious — the lip syncing is painful.  The bagpiping in this film is also synced (pipe-synced?), which is understandable — finding actors who play bagpipes is uncommon (yep, sorry — Viggo Mortensen doesn’t actually play pipes in Captain Fantastic, although the filmmakers did a very good job of making it look like he did and Viggo trained hard to look as-so).  The pipe-syncing is both good & bad in Joyeux Noël.  When pipers start playing and then stop playing but the tune continues … that’s bad.  However, at times in this film the actors-not-pipers are seen playing and they actually do a considerably accurate job of appearing to play … so to some extent these guys actually trained — WOW!

The one other hang-up I had, or call it that if you will — there were four sets of bagpipes in the film.  Four clearly bran new, shiny sets of pipes.  I find it hard to imagine that pipes exposed to such conditions would be in such good shape, but this is a small thing so let’s look past it.

Okay, before I get any more into the weeds, let’s just say this — Joyeux Noël was a heck of a film — see it, it well deserves its time in the sun.

Joyeux Noël AKA Merry Christmas

Make no mistake, this is not a buddy-comedy film